
A corporate box at the MCG is the ultimate in luxury sports entertainment.
I used to view them with some contempt, seeing the concept as a corruption, almost a betrayal of football’s origins.
It probably is those things, but the “super box” is also the way of the world, and if you can’t beat them, join them.
Juliet and I arrived at 12.30pm. Our hostess, Fiona, immediately offered drinks while we checked out the facilities.
There was a dining table with 16 places, a kitchen, toilet and seats overlooking the massive Melbourne Cricket Ground.
We were situated on level 3 overlooking the wing.
Our lunch included oysters, prime beef, lamb, fish, duck, chicken, cooked vegetables and salad.
Dessert and a cheese platter followed.
The windows of the box can be opened on a fine day to catch all the atmosphere.
There’s a TV inside, showing the match, just in case you miss something or can’t see clearly across the ground.
The drinks flowed: beer, wine, champagne, spirits, coffee. Party pies and sausage rolls were served at three-quarter time.
The TV also had Sky Channel for those who wanted to follow the races.
Not a bad way to watch the footy, which incidentally saw Collingwood defeat Melbourne.
Here are a couple of other photos from Melbourne:


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The toilets overlook the field? Wow! That’s fancy! (I’m being sarcastic, unless, of course, they actually ARE in such a position).
Twitter: mgorey
says:
Now you mention it … the toilet was the only place you couldn’t see the game from.
But anyone who has been caught short in a big crowd at the MCG will know the value of a private loo.