You’re a nong as far as the Strine goes.
…but there may be hope for you yet. After all, you nearly got half of them right… but a miss is as good as a mile in a quiz, innit?

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I’m assuming that line about being an nong as far as the Strine goes is an Aussie compliment regarding my manly parts.

I believe I heard someone say to Dirk Diggler (in Boogie Nights) upon seeing him naked that he was a nong as far as the Strine goes.

Of course, that was a long while ago.