May 18, 2012

Lightning-inspired thoughts

There was lightning over the mountain while I went for my jog this morning. It was safe enough around Porepunkah, but the atmosphere induced some morbid thoughts about what would happen if I were struck.

Would Juliet find the life insurance policy? Are my undies clean? Then I wondered about the newspaper headlines. Would it be:

“Lightning strikes Punka Dad” or “Council hopeful exits poll in a flash”?

Comments

  1. Andrew says:

    Ha ha ha! I think those journalists (you know the type!! LOL) would choose the latter.

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