Margaret sneaked upstairs this afternoon while Kathleen and I were talking to Nana on Skype. We finished our conversation and went downstairs, forgetting there was a toddler on the loose.

A few minutes later Juliet asked about Margaret’s whereabouts. She had completely slipped the radar.

We saw some bare feet and a nappy at the top of the stairs, disappearing quickly upon detection.

I was startled to see Margaret covered in a red substance, which resembled blood. No, did she break a glass and cut herself?

It turned out to be lisptick. She trashed Juliet’s lipstick supply in the upstairs bathroom. Just when I began to think it was funny, I discovered that lipstick had been painted across my desk chair!