One of my staff suggested I should grow a moustache to support the Movember fundraiser. I would if I could.

The picture above was taken in 1990 when I tried to grow one. It was a feeble effort. After about three months that was the full extent of it; a sort of fluff.

I’m hairier now than I was then, but I still don’t think it could happen. I could grow sideburns (but why?), however a moustache is out of the question.