The sorry man
I was going to write today about the dyslexic postman, but it needs a photo. I’ll save that for the weekend.
Instead, I will update the story from yesterday about Jamie who bought a full-page ad beseeching his “Princess” to come back.
The Kalgoorlie Miner’s romance reporter caught up with Jamie today and the tale will be in tomorrow’s paper.
According to Jamie, he had a row with his skimpy girlfriend in a South Australian hotel, which caused them to be thrown out.
Things never really improved from there and now she’s splitting town, quite literally on a jet plane, to head overseas.
Opinion on the street was evenly divided about whether a sheila should take a bloke back if he runs a full-page ad in the local newspaper. Some respondents reasonably suggested they would like to hear Princess’ side of the story.
Our intrepid reporter managed to obtain Princess’ mobile number (it’s not her real name, she uses another one while skimping). She declined to comment, but cast some doubt on Jamie’s version of events.
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March 13th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Okay… I’ve used the word skimping and skimpy but apparently not in the context they are being used here.
She’s leaving to go overseas? Just like that? hahaha. I don’t think she’ll take him back.
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March 14th, 2008 at 6:45 am
Kalgoorlie is famous for its skimpies … scantily-clad barmaids.