Michael Gorey

Juliet and I have discovered that the twins are a tourist attraction. We took them to Bright today in the bike trailer for the first time. They loved it and so did the tourists.

We stopped at the post office and had coffee outside near the bakery. The town was crowded and dozens of people stopped to admire the babies.

A few of them suggested we should start charging for the privilege. It seemed a good idea and I’ve been thinking about it since.

We could charge $1 for a look, $2 to hold little hands, $5 for a cuddle, smile priceless.

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