Babies done a runner
The babies escaped today. Juliet was mowing part of the back lawn while they were roaming on the verandah. She turned around and saw nothing but vacant space.
After some investigation it transpired that James had opened the back gate. With his accomplices, Margaret and Snowy the pup, all three decamped the yard.
Juliet scanned left and right, becoming more alarmed with each passing millisecond. Finally, she heard dogs barking and saw the three troublemakers across Seamer Street in a neighbor’s yard, playing with their rather large canines.
It’s quite extraordinary that James was able to open the gate, more so that they toddled across the road in less time than it takes to mow one length of ordinary fenceline. Needless to say, security will have to be further upgraded to counter this new terrorist threat from the BLF.
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